Dear Professors

Dear Professors Howdy, Jokular, Ludicrous, Ridiculous, Tomfoolery, Far C Ical, Conviviality,

and Dear Dr. Howdy or Silly Howdy or Howdy or My Friend Howdy or whatever,

please stay away from my mailbox or I 'll come to Nevada Humour Club myself and I 'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya.